The healthcare debate rages across this country or at least the astroturf movement is grabbing headlines. However, no one has addressed this issue, what would Jesus do? Really, ask yourself, “what would Dr. Jesus do?” I think we all know the answer.
As we all know from Sunday School, many of the miracles Jesus performed were medically related. The medical litany of Christ is rather lengthy but in interest of our current debate, let’s list them here. Jesus cured all of the following: fever, dropsy, paralysis, long term bleeding, withered hands, blindness, deafness, and we should probably add the 3 folks he raised from the dead (not including himself). What I’m sure of is that after performing these medically related miracles, Dr. Jesus Christ never once asked for a co-pay. In fact, I don’t think he even asked one of these folks if they were covered.
The raising of the dead is a medical miracle to be certain. Imagine the cash you could make off of that? Look at the cash Pfizer has made raising middle-aged men’s dead johnsons, but raising whole dead bodies would be a gold mine. Now I’m not a medical guru but I do know that being dead is the leading cause of death in the United States. Death far surpasses lung cancer, heart disease and breast cancer COMBINED! Death has been with us since Cain and Abel, I think. A recent medical study revealed that ALL humans, that’s me and you, are genetically predisposed to death.
With the forgoing in mind, Dr. Jesus cured death, 4 freaking times! Did he get a patent on this method or procedure? Did he license this technology to Glaxo or Pfizer? Nope he did it for free, sort of a one man socialized medical regime. Going forward, when one of the healthcare haters comes at you, just say “WWDJD” or “What Would Doctor Jesus Do?”