Man, I love the interwebs! Back some time ago, we here at PolitiPorn reported that the Falafel King Bill Orally’s wife, Maureen McPhilmy, had once dated the human cockroach Flavor Flav. Here. Of course, we emailed the O’Reilly folks to confirm but our email was likely overlooked. OK, it was overlooked, why would Bill O the Clown or his folks respond to an email from little ole PolitiPornster? I know I wouldn’t. Our story got a few laughs, produced some traffic but didn’t really amount to much but a good chuckle.
Recently, the rap world has decided to stand up to Bill. In fact, the famous rapper NAS led a protest of the FOX headquarters recently to highlight what he and other protesters claim is a racial bias by the news network. Bill as the rhetorical pugilist for Murdoch fought back and bad mouthed the hip-hop community.
Now, the story of Mrs. Falafel and Flavor is everywhere. Here
Bill’s hate of the hip-hop scene is legendary. He’ll claim that he effectively had Pepsi drop Ludacris as a spokes person. He also decried the fact that Virginia Tech invited NAS to perform at a memorial for the massacre victims. This despite the fact the NAS was actually invited by the students.
Now, as PolitiPorn did back in March, Bill’s true reason for hating the rap game has been exposed. Perhaps Bill has an alterior motive for his hate of rap music. Could it be that the hip-hop scene reminds the Bill the Loofah Lover that he’s picking up scraps from Flavor Flav? Does the thumping bass line of a Snoop Dogg tune draw the ire of our Irish Commentator because it reminds him that his lady once co-starred on “The Flavor of Love” before it was even being shown on VH1? I don’t know honestly. I can’t get inside the head of Bill nor would I want to enter that sordid world.
Only Bill knows and try as we might, we can’t get a response from him or his folks.
I believe Mrs. Obama had a relationshipwith Flavor Flav as well. 🙂
LOL this is too poetic… reality is far more entertaining than anything we can imagine!
Wow College Lawyer Boy! All that skoolin you took… I did not realize that they had a mind reading class at that fine institute. You certainly must have stood head and shoulders above the rest of your class mates.
So then it is your ascertion that the hip-hop lyrics are, in fact, helpful, beneficial and lend themselves to creating a more peaceful and loving society. Wow, just wow.
Just as a matter of interest… I mean to satisfy my own curisioty, did you post this before or after the news broke about “Yes I am an adulteror but I have week sperm so the baby isn’t mine. We were pretty much were passing her around the campaign. It was another campaign worker who actually father the baby. He has good sperm.” story?
Or were you just holding this for a time to distract from real news?
In other news, yet another Democratic Presidential candidate has cheated on his wife and denied it voceiferously until caught. John Edwards has FINALLY admitted cheating on his cancer stricken wife. I can’t wait for the paternity test of the alleged “love child”. Edwards lies with conviction almost as well as William “I did not have sex with that woman” Jefferson Clinton. I predict Barack Hussein Obama has cheated on his wife as well…male Democratic candidates just cannot resist temptation.
Curiously, the baby’s birth certificate does not list a father. My money is John “there are two Americas” Edwards!
http://www.wral.com/news/local/politics/document/3353587
This one is for you Johnny Boy!! LOL!!
OMG, I really did laugh out loud! Good one Fallen.
Thanks! I find it incredibly stupid for him not to accept responsibility (publicly) for the child. It seems VERY suspicious that Rielle Hunter does not want a paternity test.
God that’s funny. While I enjoy Flav as much as the next gal how could you date him? I’d be laughing the whole time thinking about saying Boyyyeeeee!