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Please be warned that the following video is something like 14 minutes long.  It would be best watched during your lunch hour.

 

I know you’ll probably say we’ve all got a CRAZY ass preacher in our past, but how many of those crazy men of the cloth believed in witches?

Should McCain/Palin win, as predicted here on PolitiPorn, can we expect this guy to deliver the prayer before the oathes are administered?

Can we expect him to head the U.S. Commission on Witchcraft and Other Crazy Shit (USCWOCS)?  It’s going to be a very interesting time for us under these guys.  If you’re a woman, like to wear black, have a cat and live in any of the various town called “Salem”, I’d be very nervous right about now.

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Republican vice presidential candidate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, left, shakes hands with Democratic vice presidential candidate, Sen Joe Biden, D-Del., after their vice presidential debate Thursday, Oct. 2, 2008 in St. Louis, Mo. (AP Photo/Don Emmert, Pool)
Can I call you “Joe”

In two debates, last night’s and last Friday’s, I think I’ve heard the word “maverick” at least a million times.  You know the old line, repeat a lie long enough and it will become the truth.  Well, this PolitiPornster is not buying it.  Everytime that word crosses the lips of McCain or Palin, it sounds forced and empty.  Oddly enough, that would also properly describe Palin’s performance last night, forced and empty.

If George W. Bush was “all hat and no cattle”, well Ms. Palin is “all snow and no igloo!”

As for the debate, I did the same thing as last week.  I watched the debate and afterwards discussed it with Mrs. PolitiPornster.  During this post debate recap we didn’t listen to any of the media led or spin room led discussions regarding who won.  Our conclusion, it was a wash, a tie, basically the sister got kissed.  If there was a slight edge, I’d have to hand that to Biden.

Why?  Well, whether you liked his answers or not, or even if you hated his style, he still answered the questions!  I counted three separate occasions where Palin ignored the question completely and instead rattled off Rovian Republican talking points that had nothing to do with the subject matter of the question introduced.

If you’re wondering which three instances I’m talking about here goes, 1) when asked about what would be her Achilles heel: NO ANSWER; 2) when asked about what would trigger US use of nuclear weapons: NO COMPREHENDABLE ANSWER; and 3) when asked about bankruptcy and taxes: NO ANSWER – instead said she wanted to talk about Energy. 

You’d probably be curious as to why she didn’t answer those questions; my best guess is that those questions were not in her script.  The one time she got off script as she was trying to answer the question about nuclear weapons, I started having flashbacks of her now infamous Katie Couric interview. 

Now the positives for Palin, she was charming and she came across as folksy.  She tried her best to get under Biden’s skin and her jabs will likely get replayed ad nausiem on conservative radio.  She certainly connected with the rightwing base last night.  Most importantly, she went a long way to help repair the damage done by the Gibson and Couric interviews that led people to wonder just how many retards are in the Palin family.

The McCain camp knows it dodged a bullet the size of Rush Limbaugh’s fat ass last night.  Here’s some advice, keep that woman on FOX News and/or conservative talk radio.  If she speaks to anyone who is either in the tank for Obama or surprisingly unbiased, she will be eaten alive.  You would think that after Katie Couric paddled that ass, McCain would learn. 

For the party’s sake, the McCain camp should seriously consider keeping this lady in Dick Cheney’s bunker until after the election.  Just a thought.

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Please don’t think me facetious or cynical when I write that the 2008 Presidential election is over.  Put this one in the books.  The writing is on the wall.  The fat lady has sung.  Stick a fork in the Democratic ticket.  All this just in time for the Fall TV Line-up and the NFL season to divert my attention! 

I know that it’ll be hard to say, but I ask that my liberal brethren take the next couple of months to practice saying President John McCain and Vice President Sarah Palin.  On January 20, 2009 it’ll be John Sidney McCain putting one hand on the Bible and raising his other hand, robot fashion mind you, to take the oath of President.  Yep, John S. McCain, 44th President of United States.  Hold on a second while I barf.    Arghhh!  OK, I’ve got it back to together. (more…)

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