Fear of a Falafel Planet: The Bill O’ & Flav Saga

 

Man, I love the interwebs!  Back some time ago, we here at PolitiPorn reported that the Falafel King Bill Orally’s wife, Maureen McPhilmy, had once dated the human cockroach Flavor Flav.  Here.  Of course, we emailed the O’Reilly folks to confirm but our email was likely overlooked.  OK, it was overlooked, why would Bill O the Clown or his folks respond to an email from little ole PolitiPornster?  I know I wouldn’t.  Our story got a few laughs, produced some traffic but didn’t really amount to much but a good chuckle. 

Recently, the rap world has decided to stand up to Bill.  In fact, the famous rapper NAS led a protest of the FOX headquarters recently to highlight what he and other protesters claim is a racial bias by the news network.  Bill as the rhetorical pugilist for Murdoch fought back and bad mouthed the hip-hop community. 

Now, the story of Mrs. Falafel and Flavor is everywhere.  Here

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I Believe the Hype!

Let me start by saying that I love the Internets.  What was life like before I was connected to the interwebs?  I surely don’t remember.  There used to be something called an encyclopedia and folks would have to risk embarrassment to procure their porn.  Not anymore.  I’ve got Wikipedia and well I’ll let you in on a little secret, psst, there’s a ton of porn on the Internets.  It’s got everything you’re in to and a couple of things you’re not.  Anyway I digress.

Last night, I was surfing the web (that’s code for browsing) for a new pie filling recipe.  No really, I wasn’t looking at porn.  As I was searching for “pie filling.” I started wondering about my obsession, Bill O’Reilly.  I had read on Drudge that he was hot under the collar about the Washington Post.  No doubt, they had had the nerve to bring up his sexual harassment story.  This led me to look at Bill’s Wiki page to see if perhaps the anniversary of the Falafel Incident was coming up.  Nope, that date is October 11.  Mark your calendars because we’ll all be eating falafel that day and talking dirty on the phone.

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2007 Politi-Smut Peddler of Year

First, I would like to thank all of the faithful PolitiPornsters out there.  Keep the comments coming, good and bad.  It’s been a banner year for politiporn in general and we look forward to the nastiness that will undoubtedly ensue in the upcoming Presidential Election Year.  Now to the matter at hand, the name of the inaugural PolitiPorn Politi-Smut Peddler of the Year.  This year’s award and inaugural inductee to the PolitiPornshop Hall of Shame is none other than, Mr. William O’Reilly, better known as Falafel Bill.

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