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by Duke, PolitiPorn Int’l Bureau Chief
**PolitiPorn welcomes Duke back after a long hiatus.

International Update

Hey kids, did I miss anything?

China

After the earthquake a couple weeks ago China finds itself more than 60,000 people short and climbing, I’d like to take a moment to send a shout out to my main man eighty year old, partially paralyzed, Xiao Zhihu who was pulled from under a collapsed pillar after 11 days of waiting for rescuers. Disgusting to note was the fact that schools seemed to be a schosh less stable than the rest of the lean-to structures that comprise the Chinese skyline. An estimated 7,000 schools were destroyed in the earthquake; many happened to be surrounded by older buildings that suffered only slight damage.

The government of China has sought to assure citizens that they were back to work as they condemned a 30 minute meeting betwixt (that’s how they say is in England!) his Holiness the Dalai Lama and Big Bad Gordon Brown at the private residence of the Arch Bishop of Canterbury.

Foreign Ministry Spokesman Qin Gang (Formerly of the Dogg Pound) choked back tears as he lamented…

            “This is interference in China’s internal affairs and also seriously hurts the feelings of the Chinese people”

One would think that after a government policy of arbitrary cattle prod rape of monks and nuns the average Chinese who have a little bit tougher skin.

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by Duke, PolitiPorn Int’l. Bureau Chief

Iraq

Things in Iraq are about to go into the Moqtada al-Shitter. As of this writing a battle in the Iraqi city of Basra between the Mehdi Army and Iraqi security forces have killed at least 50 and wounded 150. Surely this couldn’t be the same Basra the UK got bored with. Interestingly enough it was the Iraqi Security Forces that threw the first punch by launching “Operation Charge of the Knights,” aimed at restoring law and order in the volatile economic hub. I don’t know about you kids, but Law and Order: Charge of the Knights would be worth an hour of my time.

This dust up has major implications for the overall stability of Iraq. We could start with the heavy shelling of the green zone that has ensued. After four years the insurgents still haven’t exactly mastered the concept of trajectory, but yesterday a mortar unfortunately made it 4,001.

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International Update… Developing…

Duke, PolitiPorn Int’l Bureau Chief 

PakistanIn one 32 hour period this week, Pakistan averaged about 1 killed and six wounded per hour, as suicide bombings brought the post-election death toll to 132.  The deadliest of (by some counts) eight post-election bombings happened Tuesday when suicide bombers struck the relatively quiet city of Lahore, killing 27 and wounding 200. Located in the prosperous province of Punjab, Lahore is the second largest city in Pakistan (about twice the size of San Francisco). Despite its extremely diverse population the targets for Tuesday’s bombings turned out not to be a religious (although the attack did occur on the eve of Muhharam, the venerated first month of the Islamic calendar), but rather law enforcement and a business. Today’s bombings occurred in the troubled SWAT region of NWFP, leaving four soldiers and militants dead.If this wave of violence keeps up we are going to have a real situation in Pakistan. Islamic militant violence was the official justification of Musharraf’s previous imposition (and believe me it was an imposition) of ‘emergency rule’ (read martial law.)

The of course was the very same emergency rule that fought back against Islamic militants by eliminating the freedom of the Judiciary (which the militants didn’t exactly rely on) and the hard-won freedom of the press (militants don’t have televisions).Just to recap for those keeping score at home… last time militant violence reached a fever pitch it was used by Musharraf to dismiss the only branch of the government that disagreed with the legitimacy of his presidency. The judiciary, by the way, was about to rule on whether Musharraf’s candidacy was valid in these previous elections as the head of the Pakistani military, a position Musharraf has since abandoned.I’m not sure if Musharraf has the domestic or international legitimacy to re-impose martial law, but the implications of this week’s violence run deep. For instance, the bombings were carried out by Islamic extremists; during last month’s elections most of the hardline Islamic parties either boycotted or got trounced.

Failure to include the Islamic parties in the parliamentary elections tends to result in a more violent political campaign. Their participation should have been courted so that they could take a more legitimate beating. Another implication of the recent uptick in violence involves the political posture that the new powers (PML-N and PPP) will be forced to embrace in order to keep the peace. The campaign against terrorism was expected to be scaled back, but Islamic militants rarely put up with this type of tactic. Every time someone decides to stop killing Muslims at random, the extremists evidentially become furious (see Gaza).At this point the PML-N and PPP (formerly headed by Bhutto) have to address a dilemma that has become much more complicated than it was before the elections… what to do with the child killing Islamic militants. Just to clarify, the term child-killing Islamic militant is actually an oxymoron; the Qur’an explicitly forbids the killing of children, women and noncombatants.

Nawaz Sharif, head of the PML-N party, has been (fairly) accused of supporting Islamic extremists in the past, and is even rumored to have personally met with Osama Bin Laden. The PPP on the other hand was in power during the emergence of the Taliban, though Bhutto would later publically state regret for the nurturing of extremism. The crystal ball for Pakistan is very cloudy right now.

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